Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's short-lived relationship has now been memorialized in a parody song. Stephen Colbert did the honors on The Late Show last night, singing about his "relationship" with the couple. 

"Taylor, Tom and me, we were a happy couple of three / But now they've said goodbye, and I just want to cry," croons Colbert. "How could you do this to me / Think of all our memories / Like kissing on that rock / or climbing on that rock."

The silly clip also features Colbert photoshopped onto pictures of Swift and Hiddleston at the beach. "And with a little cut and paste," explains the host, "the three of us were quite the pair." 

At the end of the song, Colbert revealed he has a new couple of celebrity lovers now: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom.